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Patriotic Punchlines: Independence Day (USA) - July 4, 2024
CELEBRATE WITH FIREWORKS OF LAUGHTER THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Tickle Pickle
July 04, 2024
Yesterday we shaded from the sun, and today we light up the sky with Independence Day. Let’s celebrate with some red, white, and blue humor that’s as bright as the fireworks!
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Today’s Podcast Episode
Don’t miss today’s episode of the Carpool Chuckle Contest, bursting with patriotic puns and explosive laughs.
Celebrating American independence and patriotism.
- 1st Joke: Why did the flag go to the parade?
- 2nd Joke: Why did the firework join the party?
- 3rd Joke: Why did the rocket dance on the Fourth?
- 4th Joke: Why did the pie smile on Independence Day?
- 5th Joke: Why did the cake wear stars and stripes?
- Today's Riddle: I light up the sky with colors bright, celebrating freedom every night. What am I?
Fun Fact of the Day
Did you know the first fireworks were used in China about 2,000 years ago? Tomorrow, we tackle work-life balance on Workaholics Day!
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Which of Your Friends Needs a Laugh? Kid Jokes Will Help Someone Smile and You’ll Smile Too!
Fired up by today’s fun? Share this newsletter and spread the Independence Day cheer!
Do Your Kids Know…
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Steal A Moment For Yourself: Download & Print To Keep Your Kiddo Busy For Ten Minutes.
Festive Fireworks: Premium subscribers, today's coloring page is a burst of fireworks over a cityscape. Bring the celebration to life with your colors!
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How Many Dad Jokes Do Your Children Know?
Have a blast of a joke? Send it our way, and let it crackle in our next firework-filled edition!
If you want more episodes full of kid jokes and dad jokes you can revisit previous episodes and see our schedule for the rest of our June episodes.