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Constitutional Laughs: Constitution Day - September 17, 2024
DRAFT SOME LAUGHS WITH CONSTITUTION JOKES!
Tickle Pickle
September 17, 2024
It’s Constitution Day on The Daily Giggle! After molding fun with Play-Doh, today we’re diving into history with jokes about the U.S. Constitution. Let’s draft some laughs and learn about this important document!
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Today’s Podcast Episode
Celebrate Constitution Day with us! Today’s episode is full of jokes that will make you think and a riddle that’s sure to be historic.
Learning about the U.S. Constitution and its significance.
- 1st Joke: What did one flag say to the other flag?
- 2nd Joke: Why did the Constitution go to the gym?
- 3rd Joke: Why did the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
- 4th Joke: What did George Washington say before crossing the Delaware?
- 5th Joke: Why did the eagle join the band?
- Today's Riddle: I am a famous bell that doesn't ring anymore. What am I?
Fun Fact of the Day
Did you know that the U.S. Constitution is the oldest written national constitution still in use? Get ready for some cheesy jokes tomorrow on Cheeseburger Day!
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Which of Your Friends Needs a Laugh? Kid Jokes Will Help Someone Smile and You’ll Smile Too!
Enjoyed our constitutional jokes? Share the historic fun with friends and family by forwarding this email!
Do Your Kids Know…
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Constitution Coloring Fun Premium subscribers, it’s time to color in history! Download today’s exclusive Constitution Day coloring page. Print it out and color the symbols of American democracy!
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How Many Dad Jokes Do Your Children Know?
Have a joke that’s constitutionally funny? Share it with us here, and it could be featured in the Carpool Chuckle Contest!
If you want more episodes full of kid jokes and dad jokes you can revisit previous episodes and see our schedule for the rest of our September episodes.