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Daily Kid Jokes for September

Hey kids! Are you ready for a month full of laughter and fun? August is behind us and September is here to kick off new hilarious jokes, riddles and fun content focusing on classroom humor, funny school pranks, and playful learning activities.

Every day get ready to giggle and chuckle as we explore a bunch of funny themes that will keep you entertained every day on your way to school!

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Each day we publish a podcast episode you can listen to on the way to school called the ā€˜Carpool Chuckle Contestā€™. Get your mind in a positive place and share these jokes with your friends to see how many they get right! Hereā€™s a trailer:

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Kid Joke Episodes for September

  • Sizzling Celebrations: International Bacon Day - September 1

  • Let's sizzle with laughter and celebrate bacon! Celebrating the popular breakfast food and its variations.



  • Cool Treats: Blueberry Popsicle Day - September 2

  • Chill out with some blueberry popsicle jokes! Enjoying the end of summer with a refreshing blueberry popsicle.



  • Building Up Laughs: Skyscraper Day - September 3

  • Reach new heights with skyscraper jokes! Learning about the engineering and architecture behind skyscrapers.



  • Wild Laughs: Wildlife Day - September 4

  • Letā€™s roam with laughter and learn about wildlife! Promoting awareness and conservation of wildlife around the world.



  • Cheesy Delights: Cheese Pizza Day - September 5

  • Slice into some cheesy jokes and fun facts! Enjoying the simple pleasures of a classic cheese pizza.



  • Bookish Laughs: Read a Book Day - September 6

  • Dive into a world of bookish jokes and fun! Encouraging reading and literacy by starting a new book.



  • Meaty Jokes: Salami Day - September 7

  • Spice up your day with some salami humor! Exploring the different types of salami and their culinary uses.



  • Read into Laughter: International Literacy Day - September 8

  • Let's celebrate literacy with jokes and fun facts! Highlighting the importance of literacy and education for all.



  • Bear-y Cute: Teddy Bear Day - September 9

  • Cuddle up with some bear-y cute jokes and facts! Celebrating the comfort and memories associated with teddy bears.



  • Brainstorming Fun: Swap Ideas Day - September 10

  • Letā€™s brainstorm some laughs together! Encouraging collaboration and the exchange of new ideas.



  • Tidy Jokes: Make Your Bed Day - September 11

  • Start your day neat and tidy with laughs! Promoting discipline and the positive start of making your bed.



  • Sweet Laughs: Chocolate Milkshake Day - September 12

  • Blend some fun into your day with milkshake jokes! Enjoying and celebrating the classic chocolate milkshake.



  • Bright Smiles: Positive Thinking Day - September 13

  • Letā€™s brighten up with some positive jokes! Fostering an attitude of optimism and positivity.



  • Stacked Jokes: Eat a Hoagie Day - September 14

  • Stack up some laughs with hoagie jokes! Appreciating the hoagie sandwich and its many varieties.



  • Dotty Fun: International Dot Day - September 15

  • Connect some laughs with dotty jokes! Encouraging creativity and courage in expressing oneself.



  • Playful Molds: Play-Doh Day - September 16

  • Mold some laughs with Play-Doh jokes! Celebrating creativity and childhood fun with Play-Doh.



  • Constitutional Laughs: Constitution Day - September 17

  • Draft some laughs with Constitution jokes! Learning about the U.S. Constitution and its significance.



  • Cheesy Fun: Cheeseburger Day - September 18

  • Grill up some laughs with cheeseburger jokes! Enjoying one of America's favorite foods, the cheeseburger.



  • Arrr-some Jokes: Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19

  • Set sail for some pirate jokes and fun! Having fun speaking and acting like pirates.



  • Dino-Mite Laughs: Dinosaur Discovery Day - September 20

  • Dig up some laughs with dinosaur jokes! Dino jokes and paleontology facts.



  • Peaceful Jokes: International Peace Day - September 21

  • Promote peace and harmony with some jokes! Promoting peace and harmony around the world.



  • Sweet Treats: White Chocolate Day - September 22

  • Sweeten your day with some white chocolate jokes! Discovering the sweet and creamy world of white chocolate.



  • Falling for Laughs: Autumn Equinox - September 23

  • Celebrate the first day of fall with jokes! Marking the first day of fall and changes in nature.



  • Pause for Laughter: Punctuation Day - September 24

  • Pause for some laughs with punctuation jokes! Understanding the importance of proper punctuation in writing.



  • Illustrated Laughs: Comic Book Day - September 25

  • Draw out some laughs with comic book jokes! Celebrating the art and storytelling of comic books.



  • Flippinā€™ Funny: Pancake Day - September 26

  • Flip into some laughs with pancake jokes! Enjoying the comfort and versatility of pancakes.



  • Worldly Laughs: Tourism Day - September 27

  • Travel with some laughs on Tourism Day! Appreciating the cultural and economic benefits of tourism.



  • Friendly Laughs: Good Neighbor Day - September 28

  • Connect with some laughs and celebrate Good Neighbor Day! Encouraging kindness and connection in communities.



  • Wacky Fun: Wacky Weather Day - September 29

  • Prepare for some wacky weather jokes and fun! Weather jokes and interesting facts.



  • Warm Laughs: Hot Mulled Cider Day - September 30

  • Warm up with some hot mulled cider jokes! Welcoming autumn with the warm, spiced drink of mulled cider.



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Engage Your Kids!

For moms and dads you can signup as a premium subscriber for a few dollars a month to also get additional content like a coloring page for each day and a bunch of theme-related education content to share with your kids. Premium subscribers can also have their kidā€™s own jokes get featured as well as showing off their completed coloring pages!

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Laughter Preview for Next Monthā€™s Dad Jokes

  • Sizzling Celebrations: International Bacon Day - September 1, 2024
  • Cool Treats: Blueberry Popsicle Day - September 2, 2024
  • Building Up Laughs: Skyscraper Day - September 3, 2024
  • Wild Laughs: Wildlife Day - September 4, 2024
  • Cheesy Delights: Cheese Pizza Day - September 5, 2024
  • Bookish Laughs: Read a Book Day - September 6, 2024
  • Meaty Jokes: Salami Day - September 7, 2024
  • Read into Laughter: International Literacy Day - September 8, 2024
  • Bear-y Cute: Teddy Bear Day - September 9, 2024
  • Brainstorming Fun: Swap Ideas Day - September 10, 2024
  • Tidy Jokes: Make Your Bed Day - September 11, 2024
  • Sweet Laughs: Chocolate Milkshake Day - September 12, 2024
  • Bright Smiles: Positive Thinking Day - September 13, 2024
  • Stacked Jokes: Eat a Hoagie Day - September 14, 2024
  • Dotty Fun: International Dot Day - September 15, 2024
  • Playful Molds: Play-Doh Day - September 16, 2024
  • Constitutional Laughs: Constitution Day - September 17, 2024
  • Cheesy Fun: Cheeseburger Day - September 18, 2024
  • Arrr-some Jokes: Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19, 2024
  • Dino-Mite Laughs: Dinosaur Discovery Day - September 20, 2024
  • Peaceful Jokes: International Peace Day - September 21, 2024
  • Sweet Treats: White Chocolate Day - September 22, 2024
  • Falling for Laughs: Autumn Equinox - September 23, 2024
  • Pause for Laughter: Punctuation Day - September 24, 2024
  • Illustrated Laughs: Comic Book Day - September 25, 2024
  • Flippinā€™ Funny: Pancake Day - September 26, 2024
  • Worldly Laughs: Tourism Day - September 27, 2024
  • Friendly Laughs: Good Neighbor Day - September 28, 2024
  • Wacky Fun: Wacky Weather Day - September 29, 2024
  • Warm Laughs: Hot Mulled Cider Day - September 30, 2024

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